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PETA, this completes my hatred for you.

We have the same oven.

Those hallways can be dangerous.

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)

Go-Guy pocket urinal solves a wee problem

Sauce: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20081509-1/go-guy-pocket-urinal-solves-a-wee-problem/?fb_ref=fblike&fb_source=profile_oneline (And Anthony)

Take your urinal with you when you go.

(Credit: U-R-IN-Control)

Yesterday's story on the Pollee urinal for women stirred up plenty of interest. Now here's one just for the fellas. Ladies, you can go ahead and move along to the next post.
Go-Guy from U-R-IN-Control is a pocket urinal. The device consists of a plastic bag filled with superabsorbent polymer crystals. Open it up, relieve yourself into it, and let it solidify. Seal it up and dispose.
The whole thing comes in a small package that would easily fit in a pocket. A wet wipe is included for cleanup.
It doesn't take much imagination to see where a Go-Guy could come in handy. In a Los Angeles traffic jam. In the middle of an intense Modern Warfare 2 campaign. During a Ryanair flight.
Go-Guy can't seem to settle on a single tag line. "Wip, zip, and clip." "U-R-IN Control with Go-Guy." "When there's nowhere to, go where you are." Really, who can choose a winner from among those many gems?

Related links
• Bill Gates calls for reinvention of toilet: Why?
• NASA puts the pee in potable water
• Urinal sticker aims to stem flow of dirty men's rooms

You can pick up six Go-Guys for $6.99, or a case of 288 for $199. That's cheaper than a ticket for urinating in public.
Gentlemen, I'm going to ask you the same question I asked the ladies about the Pollee. Would you use a Go-Guy?

Read more: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20081509-1/go-guy-pocket-urinal-solves-a-wee-problem/#ixzz1SsNBie2a

Seen it years ago, sorry Anthony.

Lost Generation

Some "Are you smarter than a 5th Grader" Lulz

JESUS! FIREWORKS!

sauce: http://failblog.org/2011/07/08/epic-fail-photos-bootleg-fireworks-fail/

Awesome Movie math test

Sauce: http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/110194_700b_v1.jpg

Mmmmmmm Bear Grylls.

Sauce: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/low-down-dirty-21.jpg

Cleverbot doesn't like Rebecca Black, I'm afraid.

Sauce: http://i.imgur.com/xoDWk.jpg

Another arm broken from arm wrestling

You really have to appreciate the uploader's caring nature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20bbmO5aA1E

(from Deadspin)

Super Cool Story, bro

Time to move?

MFCEO Kenny Powers Rated R 

 Sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDK2LOWjH4

Russian hairdresser catches robber, makes him her sex slave, EXACTLY like in Pulp Fiction

Sauce:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/russian-salon-catches-robber-makes-him-her-sex-slave-exactly-like-in-pulp-fiction

The DailyMail peppered this story with stills from Pulp Fiction, so who am I to say that it isn’t TOTALLY film-related? According to the story, Russian hairdresser Olga Zajac (pictured — doesn’t pixellating her face make her seem more guilty??), 28, caught 32-year-old Viktor Jasinski breaking into her salon in Meshchovsk. That’s when she did what any upstanding business lady would do in that situation: she beat him up with karate, tied him to a chair, and kept him as her sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon with the intention of robbing it. But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate. She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction [my God, it's like they wrote this with the specific intention of getting it featured on FilmDrunk. -Ed.], police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ – force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak [sic] saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra. Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac [sic - that's THREE different spellings of the same name now, if you're keeping score at home... -Ed], she said: ‘What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.” [DailyMail]

Haha, cool story, Russian mail-order bride industry I mean Daily Mail. Frickin’ Russian chicks, man. Always strong-arming strange men into having sex with them over and over until they’re completely drained of fluids. Classic Russkie move. WHO WILL STOP THIS SCOURGE OF HOT WET VAGINA CRIME? Not the police. It’s corrupt over there. Why, the force is lousy with hussy hush money. No, this sounds like a job for… Fyodor Caineskiy, Indiscriminate Sex Crimes Unit.


(*Bruce Willis walks through hair salon. He picks up a blow dryer. Then he sees a curling iron, ooh, much better. He takes a few steps with the curling iron, and then he spots it: a big black dildo and economy-size bottle of anal lube with pump. Perfect.*)
[thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
32 Comments » BY: Vince Mancini | TAGS: NOT REALLY MOVIE RELATED, OLGA ZAJAC, RUSSIA, RUSSIANS, SEX CRIMES, VIKTOR JASINSKI